The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 4-10)

"Listening to my [9-year-old] talk is exactly like watching an episode of drunk history."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips via Twitter from parents to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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