The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 5-11)

"If my 4yo asks if something is poisonous, there's a 100% chance she has already put it in her mouth."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!