The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (April 24-30)

"Can someone explain why a mom's first instinct is to catch vomit how does this help us evolve as a species."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!