The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Oct. 30-Nov. 5)

"Parenting is missing your kids when they’re asleep, and missing your sanity when they’re awake."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!