The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Aug. 6-12)

"Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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