Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Noticed this morning that school starts August 21.

Finally. Something exciting to look forward to.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 11, 2014

20yo me: Look at the skinny girl! She has no hips! I hate her.
38yo me: Look at the skinny girl! She has no hips! Where do her babies sit?

— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) July 6, 2014

3yo just got a tissue and wiped the baby's nose. I feel silently judged.

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) July 10, 2014

Motherhood: the state of having a shitty day and then getting peed on in the middle of the night

— A. Disgrace (@annadiscraceful) July 9, 2014

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