Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Toddler meltdowns - cups of coffee I've consumed = glasses of wine I'll be drinking later.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) July 15, 2014

My near 4 yo just exclaimed to me "leave me alone for a bit!"

Excuse me? Leave YOU alone?

I haven't taken a piss alone in 4 years!

— Emma Jade (@GoneInTheMorn) June 11, 2014

Not now, kids. Daddy is busy scrolling.

— Draper (@CallMeDraper) July 20, 2014

I wish those older parents who say "Enjoy your children. Those years are precious!" would tell me what kind of drugs they were on.

— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) July 17, 2014








— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 16, 2014

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