Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Toddler meltdowns - cups of coffee I've consumed = glasses of wine I'll be drinking later.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) July 15, 2014
My near 4 yo just exclaimed to me "leave me alone for a bit!"
Excuse me? Leave YOU alone?
I haven't taken a piss alone in 4 years!
— Emma Jade (@GoneInTheMorn) June 11, 2014
Not now, kids. Daddy is busy scrolling.
— Draper (@CallMeDraper) July 20, 2014
I wish those older parents who say "Enjoy your children. Those years are precious!" would tell me what kind of drugs they were on.
— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) July 17, 2014
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 16, 2014