Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

The hardest part of parenting is realizing that it is your circus & those definitely are your monkeys.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 2, 2016

I really miss my kids today so I've set 476 alarms to run throughout the day asking if there is anything else to eat.
— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) February 2, 2016

Today is brought to you by the letters 'N' and 'O'.
— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) February 3, 2016

Parenting for me is just saying, "What?" over and over again until they get frustrated enough to figure it out on their own.
— Travis Bone (@FinallyHeSleeps) February 1, 2016

I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A 1st gr said, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) February 1, 2016

What they don't tell you in school is that you will spend the rest of your life cleaning up someone or something's poop.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) February 1, 2016

Explaining to 11 what it was like to have 5 tv channels, no remotes and cords on our phones..."Oh so you grew up during the Middle Ages" 😒
— The Queen's Heart (@thequeensheart) February 1, 2016

What happens in Vegas is nothing compared to the gamble I make when I leave the house with a toddler who hasn't taken a nap.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) February 2, 2016

Just discovered that my kids colored on all the pages of my beautiful interior designs books, and it's like, yeah, this feels more accurate.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) January 31, 2016

You know in those family sitcoms where they find out that mum is wrong and the kids were right all along? Yeah, that never happens here
— Claire Smith (@MinistryOfMum) February 3, 2016

Both of my kids have a tiny cut. Can any of you spare 472 Band-Aids to help them get through the next 3 days?
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) February 1, 2016

My daughter was driving me crazy in the car and I found a coloring book and a FRESH pack of crayons in here for her. Mothering levels 100000
— Elita (@ELlTAAAA) February 2, 2016

Ever want to test your limits in parenting? Take a 6 & 4 yr old appliance shopping for the day.
— THE Diaper Dad (@DiaperDads) February 1, 2016

I grossly underestimated how much KidzBop I'd have to listen to as a parent.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) February 2, 2016

Judging by the pile of dishes in the sink and on the counter, my family has decided that 2 whole days is enough sick time for me.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) February 2, 2016

My son told me that he misses me...and his Star Wars sheets. I'm pretty excited I made the top 2. #parenting
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) February 3, 2016