Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I mean, if there is a watch that is a phone, why the hell can't pacifiers be remote controlled or at least come with tracking chips?

— lyz lenz (@lyzl) September 12, 2014

khakis for the cool dad? PLEATS BY DRE

— Mr. Peel (@Rlpihl) September 13, 2014

safe non-habit forming tranquilizers for babies

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) September 8, 2014

sorry thought this was google, disregard (tired)

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) September 8, 2014

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