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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Our guest curator this week is Mike Julianelle, who blogs at Dad and Buried and here on HuffPost Parents. Read his selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @DadandBuried on Twitter for more!

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— Oh Susanna (@Just_Oh_Susanna) October 9, 2014

Back-to-school night last night. Then straight to CVS for some Airborne, Stridex and Wet Wipes.

— Jersey (@ItsMrWoody2U) October 8, 2014

19 years of education. 2 degrees. 39 years old. Yet here I am. Losing an argument with a 3 yr old about wearing his Halloween costume to bed

— Fonzie's Evil Twin (@caperbc75) October 9, 2014

Having kids is the best way to tell the world that you no longer care to be on time.
Ever.

— Los (@LosLos__) October 8, 2014

My kids are crying for dinner at 4:30.

Weird, I don't remember them turning 80.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) October 9, 2014

My kid asked me what it was like having children so I just kept requesting pizza and saying I wasn't tired.

Then I passed out on the floor.

— Noir (@Go2Slp) October 8, 2014

Seriously tho... I love my kids, but damn I'm tired.

— Mommalicious (@SouthrnPinUpMom) October 8, 2014

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