"Just told my kids we aren’t leaving the house until they clean up their messes, so I guess we’re hermits now."
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more.

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