Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Chris Cate, who blogs at The ParentNormal and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read his selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @ParentNormal on Twitter for more!
Going forward I would like to propose that we stop calling it "the time change" and start calling it "The Reckoning."
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) November 5, 2014
I've been up since 3:45 with sick kids. I'm not feeling tired. This just makes me afraid.
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) November 5, 2014
4: (holds up bikini) Can I wear this tikini, bitini, kibini, AHH, I CAN'T SAY IT!
Me: No, can't say it, can't wear it.
Dodged that bullet.
— Nick Dadamantium (@dadamantium) November 5, 2014
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