Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

11/17/2014 12:13am ET | Updated November 17, 2014

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Just when I think my daughter is just like her mom, I find her asleep with her face in her oatmeal and I smile. There I am.

— Dustin Allen Dirks (@Epicdaddy) November 12, 2014

If there were a parent training university I'd expect an entire 4 unit class on how to quietly open a bag of chips.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) November 14, 2014

Toddlers are like small tornadoes that you have to feed.

— mynameisJimmy (@jimmy_sharpe) November 5, 2014

I think the "my diet consists of whatever my kids didn't finish" stage of parenting is my favorite.

— WineIsMySanity (@sanityinabottle) November 8, 2014

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