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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Just when I think my daughter is just like her mom, I find her asleep with her face in her oatmeal and I smile. There I am.

— Dustin Allen Dirks (@Epicdaddy) November 12, 2014

If there were a parent training university I'd expect an entire 4 unit class on how to quietly open a bag of chips.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) November 14, 2014

Toddlers are like small tornadoes that you have to feed.

— mynameisJimmy (@jimmy_sharpe) November 5, 2014

I think the "my diet consists of whatever my kids didn't finish" stage of parenting is my favorite.

— WineIsMySanity (@sanityinabottle) November 8, 2014

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