Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
"I don't know the answer" I say to my kid as I stare into the electronic device that can potentially connect me to all the world's info
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) November 17, 2014
Feeding my kids cold pizza because some day they will go to college and preparation is the key to success.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) November 22, 2014
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