Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Kim Bongiorno, who blogs at Let Me Start By Saying and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @LetMeStart on Twitter for more!
Just when you think your life is on the right track, you find yourself sniffing your kids' underwear to check for cleanliness.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) December 3, 2014
I have had a kid home sick for the last two days, of course I'm having wine for dinner.
— WineIsMySanity (@sanityinabottle) December 2, 2014
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