Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Melissa Sher, who blogs at Mammalingo and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @thismelissasher on Twitter for more!
Parenting your kids is most rewarding when they're napping and you are napping too.
— Louie (@fsuflores) January 4, 2015
As a parent I have to ask myself tough questions.
"Do I give him too many limits?"
"Is he respectful?"
"Am I using enough hashtags?"
— am. (@notbedelia) January 6, 2015