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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Our guest curator this week is John Kinnear, who blogs at Ask Your Dad and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read his selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @askdadblog on Twitter for more!

My youngest son has chosen a favorite food - whatever is on my plate! #parenting

— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) January 17, 2015

"We don't pee in the shower."

- me to my toddler

Parenting is filled with lies.

— Creed (@novicefather) January 20, 2015

Breastfeeding has really allowed me to follow through on my New Year's resolution to watch even more TV than usual.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 22, 2015

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