Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
My youngest son has chosen a favorite food - whatever is on my plate! #parenting
— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) January 17, 2015
"We don't pee in the shower."
- me to my toddler
Parenting is filled with lies.
— Creed (@novicefather) January 20, 2015
Breastfeeding has really allowed me to follow through on my New Year's resolution to watch even more TV than usual.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 22, 2015