Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
First kid: We have two hours to be at the park!
Last kid: We have ten minutes left to stop at the park!
— Kathy kissingthefrog (@lifewiththefrog) January 26, 2015
My kids finally hate that Pharrell song.
NOW I'm happy.
— The People's Goddess (@ShoutingGoddess) January 28, 2015