Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

02/06/2015 01:56pm ET | Updated December 6, 2017

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

90% of parenting is peeling clementines and lying about what time it is.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) February 4, 2015

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