Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

03/06/2015 11:19am ET | Updated December 6, 2017

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Were you woken by the sound of beautiful birdsong or a gentle kiss from someone you love? I was woken by 5yo shouting "CAN YOU WIPE MY BUM".

— Twitflup (@Twitflup) March 5, 2015

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