Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

03/13/2015 05:14pm ET | Updated December 6, 2017

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

*watches child put on shoes for what appears to be an infinite amount of time*

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) March 12, 2015

I've got 3 Reese's peanut butter eggs in my purse.
I plan on enjoying them in the luxury of a locked bathroom.

— swingin'utters (@TheDoeOrTheDeer) March 13, 2015

I haven't had an uninterrupted shower in nearly two years.

Cherish the little things, childless people.

— Creed (@novicefather) March 10, 2015

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