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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

*watches child put on shoes for what appears to be an infinite amount of time*

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) March 12, 2015

I've got 3 Reese's peanut butter eggs in my purse.
I plan on enjoying them in the luxury of a locked bathroom.

— swingin'utters (@TheDoeOrTheDeer) March 13, 2015

I haven't had an uninterrupted shower in nearly two years.

Cherish the little things, childless people.

— Creed (@novicefather) March 10, 2015

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