Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
My daughter told me that she hates me so at least now I know that I'm doing this parenting thing right.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) March 16, 2015
My favorite part of my kids' bday slumber party has been listening to their friends mock their parents for being on Paleo diets.
— Stella Bugbee (@stellabugbee) March 15, 2015