Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

03/20/2015 11:42am ET | Updated December 6, 2017

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

My daughter told me that she hates me so at least now I know that I'm doing this parenting thing right.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) March 16, 2015

My favorite part of my kids' bday slumber party has been listening to their friends mock their parents for being on Paleo diets.

— Stella Bugbee (@stellabugbee) March 15, 2015

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