Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Our guest curator this week is Kate Hall, co-editor (with Science of Parenthood's Norine Dworkin-McDaniel and Jessica Ziegler) of The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets available today on Amazon. Kate also blogs at Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine? and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents, @KateWhineHall and @BigBookofTweets on Twitter for more!
Never thought fatherhood would place me on the top of a ladder getting a diaper that has gotten caught in the ceiling fan.
Yet here I am...
— Dustin Allen Dirks (@Epicdaddy) April 16, 2015
Fun prank: put two scoops of icecream, a carrot and a couple of twiglets in a bowl and then pretend you're eating Olaf in front of your 4yo.
— Notorious P.O.B. (@TheMongoose69) April 11, 2015