Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
2 y/o was screaming in the car & my girls were trying to help (singing, etc)-5 y/o finally says "I really want to say the f word right now."
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) May 26, 2015
Sometimes I hear butt cake instead of bundt cake and I laugh. Then I think damn my kids are lucky that their mom is mentally as old as them.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) May 26, 2015