Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. In the spiriting of giving, we decided to cull all of the best tweets from parents about Thanksgiving. Scroll down to read the Thanksgiving batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I'm really enjoying Thanksgiving break with my kids. Oh, wait. Never mind. They're awake now.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 24, 2015
My 7 yo asked me to remind my in-laws, "Just because it's Thanksgiving doesn't mean grandparents can't give gifts".
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) November 23, 2015
Today's form of sibling torture: endlessly singing Thanksgiving songs & replacing the word "turkey"with your sister's name Quite effective
— QuestionableChoices (@QuestionableCIP) November 24, 2015
Thanksgiving prep list: Do we have enough liquor for after they leave?
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) November 22, 2015
Any parent who says they are most thankful for something other than full school days is lying.
— Karri-Leigh (@karri_leigh) November 23, 2015
How I host Thanksgiving: 1. Survey messy house 2. Give up on cleaning anything 3. Get others to make the food 4. Hang out on Twitter 5. Nap
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 21, 2015
Spending a little extra $$ on a dressier pair of yoga pants this year so I can look fashionable while going back for thirds on Thanksgiving.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) November 24, 2015
Volunteered to serve Thanksgiving feast at school because I obviously don't get enough of waiting on kids at home.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) November 24, 2015
Let's try not to have Thanksgiving in ALL CAPS this year.
— John Dickerson (@jdickerson) November 23, 2015
My secret holiday apple pie recipe: 1: forget to buy apples 2: storm around yelling about hot-wheels on floor 3: slam box of Gogurt on table
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 18, 2015
When it comes to an enjoyable Thanksgiving meal, I follow the 3 P's of comfort: Ponchos, Pregnancy Pants and Pepto Bismol.
— Susan McLean (@NoDomesticDiva) November 24, 2015
I asked what to bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 6, 2015
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