27 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (July 13-27)

"My husband woke up and started a new project and he could have just told me he wanted to fight."

Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between.

And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters.

Every other week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous two weeks. Read on for 27 new, relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.