20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (July 30-August 5)

I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022

This is Apollo. He has picked the least efficient way to cool off. But it is the most fun. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/AH69y0P6Qt

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 4, 2022

pov: you just threw a tennis ball at Kuno even though he already has two tennis balls pic.twitter.com/pCcCTG9KFx

— Nebraska Humane Society (@NEHumaneSociety) August 2, 2022

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— Pyrrhica the cat poster (@memesiwish) August 1, 2022

normalize....asking your friend / family to visit only their pet...not e ven talk to them. just to visit their pet. ex-roommate? hey, I need to visit your cat. we were friends, and i need to pet them and kiss their toe beans. normalize this as a society. i am high

— vampire prince nina 🦇 (@NinaModaffari) July 31, 2022

“Help” 😅 pic.twitter.com/IIXOB6azrJ

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 4, 2022

you ever look at your cat and be like. good thing you have a home here because ain't nobody would've adopted your ass

— haley (@feederofcats) August 2, 2022

this is how the cat looks at me when i yell at him for clawing up the damn sectional pic.twitter.com/WD06Aq7DrZ

— DIESEL ⛽️ (@ThinDieselle) August 4, 2022

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— ｋｏｃｈｅｎｇ (@twitkocheng) August 5, 2022

Eddie Meowson. pic.twitter.com/lcrJamfYj9

— Cats (@twtCats) August 4, 2022

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat

— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) August 4, 2022

ATM watch dog 😯 pic.twitter.com/DnM2BQtABm

— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) August 4, 2022

Here's a common scam that is going around that you should know about:

Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again

— Bi Dyke Energy (@Azure_Husky) August 4, 2022

Outfit of the day: Kiwi pic.twitter.com/mO2jtfre6k

— cats in outfits (@CatsOutfits) July 30, 2022

the harbinger pic.twitter.com/sINfs8560o

— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) August 4, 2022

Natural born goalie! 😂🐱⚽️🐾 pic.twitter.com/H6ome7Whex

— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) August 2, 2022

Me: *gets on important work call, camera on*
Elsie: AT LAST MY ADORING PUBLIC.
Work call: Awww a cat!
Elsie: YOU DO NOT TO SEE MOTHER, ONLY TAIL. TAIL IS BEST.

— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) August 5, 2022

spilled the cat again pic.twitter.com/OXkD6fen7N

— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) July 31, 2022

I am NOT paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian griffin🤣😭🤣

— I sing & what not 🎤 (@AlexJaySINGER) August 4, 2022

Friendship forever🐕👧

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— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) August 5, 2022