The Funniest Tweets From Couples Who Treat The Dog Better Than Each Other

"If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog."

Every household has its own pecking order. And let’s be honest: Sometimes it’s our canine companion — not our significant other — who’s actually the top dog.

If you’re a dog parent who spares no expense when it comes to your pooch’s lifestyle , consider them your confidant and No. 1 cuddle buddy (sorry, hubby!), lavish them with praise and nonstop belly rubs, then you’ll no doubt relate to the sentiments below.

Check out 32 hilariously honest tweets from couples who treat their dogs better than they treat each other.

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