The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this weekβs great tweets from women below, then visit our βFunniest Tweets From Womenβ page for past roundups.
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do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) August 24, 2021
My aunt who has never been married before told my cousin braids arenβt appropriate to wear for her wedding. I asked her what hairstyle did she wear when she got married. Now everyone is yelling. I was just asking a question
— Ashley (@omgashcheeks) August 22, 2021
Adulting is constantly saying "I'm not free that day, can you do this date?" Back and forth for 3 months.
— π· (@ClinicallyLuxe) August 25, 2021
HE PROPOSED!!!!! ππππππππΌππΌππΌππΌπππππππ to the girl he dated after me!
— trash jones (@jzux) August 23, 2021
Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."
— how's annie? (@ventriclemouse) August 25, 2021
"come back to the office, we have bees now" doesn't do anything for me, personally https://t.co/LaVX0vD9eE
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) August 25, 2021
i just talked to everyone in the grocery store that youβre at they all said youβre acting super weird and they know that youβre high
— pizzarina sbarro (@tillamundo) August 24, 2021
I was showing my vaccine card at a bar last night and one of my friends was like, βoh, itβs not laminated or anything?β and I felt likeβ¦a whore
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@gldivittorio) August 25, 2021
Delta CEO calling the delta variant by its formal name pic.twitter.com/71UlTYKwBn
— Hannah Sampson (@hannahbsampson) August 25, 2021
A juul is just an adult binky.
— soph (@sophiawpelton) August 23, 2021
thinking about the guy who I hooked up with 8 months ago and his girlfriend who just tagged him in her "Happy one year" post on instagram
— jasmine π (@jasminericegirl) August 24, 2021
Your honor whatβs the move after this like whatβs everyone getting into
— big honkin caboose (@itsmegangraves) August 25, 2021
Huge shoutout to the girl in my building who lets her hellofresh rot in the mail room every week u make me feel like albert einstein honestly
— helena (@freshhel) August 24, 2021
When yβall got nothing in common but you vibe pic.twitter.com/n8xDu8WYg1
— πSophiaπ (@Richard_Vixen) August 21, 2021
genuinely happy for the 38 people nationwide who were waiting on fda approval. πΎ
— king crissle (@crissles) August 23, 2021
Do I want better photos of myself? Yes. Do I refuse to let anyone take a photo of me? Also yes.
— Emma Ketchum (@emmaketchup7) August 25, 2021
sometimes people you know are like βim a people pleaserβ and itβs likeβ¦ are you? youβve never pleased me.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) August 23, 2021
pronouncing milk crates the same way i would socrates
— π―ππππ π·πππ π·πππ (@valkalrie) August 24, 2021
me this week walking into a dive bar in my hometown pic.twitter.com/v1g9GBT7Aq
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) August 24, 2021
disgusted to report that walking a mile or so three times a week has, in fact, improved my general body condition and chronic pain level. it's bullshit that exercise people are right
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 25, 2021