The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below, then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
When the website asks if they can use a fancier version of your shipping address....like, go ape, my man, clearly this is important to you
— Evie Ebert (@ohevie) December 12, 2021
I love how when you break your toe they just tape it to the next toe.That’s like what a child would come up with
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) December 14, 2021
“You better watch out” how do you open a Christmas song with a threat
— 𝒦𝓎 (@justky1018) December 13, 2021
Me: I have a headache.
— Leticia (@Olivemadsci) December 14, 2021
WebMD: and it will be your last.
shout out to the student who emailed to tell me they needed an extension because their edibles were too powerful i haven't stopped laughing since i read your message
— jennifer (@jenfronc) December 14, 2021
i said “im a party girl” and my bf said “pity parties don’t count”
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) December 14, 2021
my editor, gently: what did you mean by this?
— Aamna Qureshi (@aamnaqureshi_) December 14, 2021
me, sobbing: I don’t know😭
People are like “this moment from Succession was so iconic” and the screenshot always looks like this pic.twitter.com/w3yhlftfZw
— Macy Rodman (@MacyRodman) December 14, 2021
Beyond meat could just be meat. I literally have no way of checking I just have to trust them
— raina (@quakerraina) December 16, 2021
thinking about people who drive in complete silence. no music, no podcasts, just their own thoughts. chilling
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 12, 2021
Why do all courtroom artists draw the same way? For once I’d like to see everyone as Simpsons characters.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 13, 2021
my little sister laughed during her PAP smear and the speculum shot out and hit her doctor in the chest
— dove clarke 🕊 (@lovedoveclarke) December 12, 2021
the smartest animals:
— Dana Schwartz 🫀 (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 12, 2021
-owl (wearing graduation cap)
-worm (in an apple; wearing glasses)
happy anniversary to this map of the United States that I asked my British friend to fill out :) pic.twitter.com/Xu02eFj77t
— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) December 14, 2021
being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason.
— 🥀 (@lowkyhurt) December 13, 2021
I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take It So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒
— shaamacc🌹 (@shaaamaac) December 14, 2021
my husband just rushed over to me excited & said that there’s an artist who makes figures that look like me (!!) and then he showed me this pic.twitter.com/1DBM3ERNp0
— Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) December 13, 2021
Imagine working with Daniel Day Lewis and Jeremy Strong on the set of Lincoln and you pull out your phone and they're like "Ho, what demonry!"
— Shadowban Over Innsmouth (@Jess_D_Ripper) December 13, 2021
I hate anxiety lol I just texted the girl I have a crush on “you’re pretty” and then immediately googled “is it weird to call someone pretty"
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) December 14, 2021
the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun
— trash jones (@jzux) December 14, 2021
Support HuffPost
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
Your Loyalty Means The World To Us
At HuffPost, we believe that everyone needs high-quality journalism, but we understand that not everyone can afford to pay for expensive news subscriptions. That is why we are committed to providing deeply reported, carefully fact-checked news that is freely accessible to everyone.
Whether you come to HuffPost for updates on the 2024 presidential race, hard-hitting investigations into critical issues facing our country today, or trending stories that make you laugh, we appreciate you. The truth is, news costs money to produce, and we are proud that we have never put our stories behind an expensive paywall.
Would you join us to help keep our stories free for all? Your contribution of as little as $2 will go a long way.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. Would you consider becoming a regular HuffPost contributor?
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. If circumstances have changed since you last contributed, we hope you’ll consider contributing to HuffPost once more.
Already contributed? Log in to hide these messages.