The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) June 28, 2021
when I sign off an email with "Love Karen" sans comma, it is not a typo. it is an order
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 29, 2021
Just thinking about my dad’s best Facebook post again pic.twitter.com/z3NYqN2n4A
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 30, 2021
when someone asks the barista “what’s your favorite thing on the menu 😌” it’s like… keep it moving anthony bourdain this is a petes coffee
— raina (@quakerraina) June 27, 2021
When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen..man that pressure is unreal
— ✨ (@rexgemz) June 29, 2021
what it feels like when i’m on my period pic.twitter.com/NIOTcRTVtT
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) June 30, 2021
If my crush recommends a book, movie etc, I start acting like I have a book report due. Annotating, taking notes, reading full think pieces just to send a text….. horniness is the supreme motivator.
— soph (@sophiawpelton) July 1, 2021
Blocking someone isn’t enough I want them to get lice
— wraith charles (@friedpigeon_) June 30, 2021
I don’t know what will happen if I don’t bring all the grocery bags in at once but I also know I’m not gonna ever find out
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) June 30, 2021
Summer 2021 https://t.co/K0tNRsvXON
— Katy Kelleher (@KatyKelleher) June 29, 2021
“I deserve a little treat for ONCE 😤” — me several times a day, every day
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) June 28, 2021
Bathing suit companies these days are like “Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don’t do that :/“
— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) June 28, 2021
god i wish that were me pic.twitter.com/d454ATQWOs
— mister sippi queen (you know what i mean) (@sh_wnee) June 30, 2021
i know anne hathaway isnt british but i feel like she should be
— muna lisa (@prettyIegend) June 27, 2021
How did we ever end text conversations before the tapback heart?
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 24, 2021
We weren’t meant to answer emails. It was just supposed to be hunting and gathering
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) June 28, 2021
when a drunk girl is like “I just think it’s funny how...” she’s about to say the meanest thing you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
— Amy (@amyis_trying) June 27, 2021
A note to filmmakers, please do not make your movies so dark that I have to see the terrible expressionless reflection of my big dumb head in the screen for half of it
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) June 28, 2021
behind every hot girl is a gigantic pile of unfolded laundry
— nesrin danan (@blackprints) June 26, 2021
I just saw a man pushing a bike with a skeleton wearing a wig sitting on it. Your move, rest of my life.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 27, 2021
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