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37 Hilarious Quotes From Kids To Brighten Your Day

Here are some malapropisms, one-liners and other funny observations from kids.
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Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life

Kids have a truly special way of stringing words together. So it’s only natural their parents want to document their most priceless quotes.

In 2014, mom and entrepreneur Lacey Ellis created the LittleHoots app, which helps parents log and archive their children’s funny malapropisms, one-liners and more. She shares highlights from the app on social media and in a weekly newsletter.

Below, we’ve rounded up a selection of hilarious, heartwarming and utterly strange things children have said in recent months. Visit the LittleHoots website for more funny kid quotes, as well as its line of greeting cards.

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