18 Cards For Couples Who Avoid Lovey-Dovey Stuff At All Costs

"I want to touch your butt forever."

For some couples, romance means roses and sweet nothings whispered over a fancy candlelit dinner. For others, it involves Netflix marathons, eating pizza on the couch and most importantly, a shared offbeat sense of humor.

If you and your boo fall into the second category, then we’ve rounded up 18 alternative greeting cards tailor-made just for you two.

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