17 Salty Cross Stitches For Sarcastic Home Owners

LOL, as if we own our own homes 🙄

If you thought cross stitching was reserved for floral pillow embroidery and “Live Laugh Love” framed needlework, think again. This old-school hobby appears to have found its way to a younger crowd, while picking up some, er, colorful vernacular along the way.

This once stereotyped craft has found a second wind among young and enthusiastic crafters who market their creations on Etsy under descriptions like “funny cross stitch,” “offensive cross stitch,” and “sarcastic embroidery.”

If you like a cutesie-looking yet offensive piece of needlepoint as much as we do, you’re in luck. There are tons of salty stitchings on Etsy right now.

Check out our favorites below:

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This polite and, honestly useful, bathroom reminder
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This beautiful addition to TBH any room
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Poetic words of empowerment for when you're feeling overwhelmed
Hannah Horvath would be proud. Check it out on Etsy.
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This ode to Liz Lemon
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This honest art, which could also double as a clever Instagram caption
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This beautiful bit of still life
Perfect for the kitchen ~and~ the bedroom. Check it out on Etsy.
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This humble and totally not sarcastic welcoming sign
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This artfully stitched statement of fact
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Margaret Atwood's words of wisdom
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This humble request
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For your BFF who just gets you, you know?
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This festive and cheery season's greetings
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The ultimate "TBH, same" piece of art
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This really real statement
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This honest request
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This too-true assessment
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Michael Scott's most relatable words

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