A mother was driving her daughter to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asked, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you're not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK," the little girl said. Then a few moments later, she asked, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother said, "that's a personal question and really none of your business."
"OK," the little girl said. Then a few moments later, she asked, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady!" the mother said. "Honestly!"
The mother and daughter arrived at the play date, and the mother left the two children alone.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl said to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card -- it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl said to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."
Surprised, the mother asked, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 130 pounds," said the little girl.
The mother is now shocked. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" she said.
Then the little girl said triumphantly, "And I know why you and daddy got a divorce!"
"Oh, really?" the mother said. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
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