29 Funny Tweets That Will Prepare You For The Realities Of Marriage

"Before you marry, make sure you have some sort of agreement on how well the water in the kitchen sponge needs to be wrung out."

Welcome to married life! Watching more than one episode on Netflix without falling asleep now constitutes a date night. Your partner’s once-endearing habits have become nails on a chalkboard. And talking in detail about your recent Costco shopping haul passes for dirty talk.

Fortunately, the husbands and wives of Twitter have found a way to turn the more mundane aspects of marriage into some hilarious and relatable material.

If you’re a married person (and even if you’re not), the 29 tweets below will give you a good laugh.

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