Relationships

32 Tweets That Capture The Hilarity Of Life As A Married Person

"Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it’s time to teach independence."
05/15/2018 12:41pm ET | Updated May 15, 2018

Romantic vacations, fun date nights and amazing sex make up only a very small portion of a marriage. The rest is grocery shopping, laundry and trying desperately to drown out the sound of your partner chewing.

But with the right attitude, even the annoying day-to-day antics can be pretty darn amusing. Below, we’ve collected 32 tweets about married life that are as honest as they are hilarious.

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Funny Tweets About Married Life