Relationships

27 Tweets You'll Find Really Funny Once You've Been Married A Long Time

"Before getting married, I didn't know there was a wrong way to breathe."

After two people have been married for some time, they know each other pretty darn well — their quirks, their triggers, their good habits and their not-so-great ones too. (We’re looking at you, husband who never replaces the toilet paper roll.)

But some of those weird or annoying things your spouse does ― whether it’s screaming at the TV during football season or eating from your secret candy stash ― are surprisingly universal.

Below, we’ve compiled 27 relatable tweets that get funnier the longer you’ve been married.

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Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Married Life