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19 Funny Mother's Day Cards For Your Foul-Mouthed Mom

"Thanks for all the sh*t haircuts."

If your mom is the queen of dropping f-bombs, she deserves a Mother’s Day card that’s as foul-mouthed as she is.

Mother’s Day is almost here ― it’s May 12 ― so make sure you’re prepared. Though there are gifts you can order now ahead of time, you can’t underestimate the power of an honest AF Mother’s Day card, too.

Below, we’ve rounded up 19 perfect cards for your foul-mouthed mama. And, if you want more of our editor-sourced products and reviews, sign up for HuffPost’s sales and deals newsletter.

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1
Miss you
Etsy / SadShop
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2
Proper Fucking Lady
Etsy // TopHatAndMonocle
Get it here.
3
This Mothering Shit Is Hard
Etsy // InANutshellStudio
Get it here.
4
Baddest Bitch
Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle
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5
Mum, You Are The Breast
Etsy // StudioBoketto
Get it here.
6
Bullshit Problems
Etsy / 23SaltyStreet
Get it here.
7
Sorry I Swear
Etsy / InkAndFog
Get it here.
8
Shit Haircut
Etsy / yousaiditcards
Get it here.
9
Bad Ass Mama
Etsy // fiveblessings
Get it here.
10
Real Moms Drop F-Bombs
Etsy // grapestreetgreetings
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11
Loin Fruit
Etsy // witandwhistle
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12
Manners
Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle
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13
Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through
Etsy // HonestAFCards
Get it here.
14
Lady Bits
Etsy // PAGEFIFTYFIVE
Get it here.
15
Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions
Etsy // RachelHaleyDesign
Get it here.
16
Sorry I Swear So Much
Etsy // PRETTYBYHER
Get it here.
17
Amazing Mothers Day
Etsy // DaviePaperCo
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18
You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood
Etsy // KissMyCard
Get it here.
19
Thanks For Always Handling My Crap
Etsy // BEpaperie
Get it here.