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19 Funny Mother's Day Cards For Your Foul-Mouthed Mom

"Thanks for all the sh*t haircuts."
04/23/2018 12:05pm ET | Updated May 8, 2018

If your mom is the queen of dropping f-bombs, she deserves a Mother’s Day card that’s as foul-mouthed as she is.

Mother’s Day is almost here ― it’s May 13 ― so make sure you’re prepared. Though there are gifts you can order now ahead of time, you can’t underestimate the power of an honest AF Mother’s Day card, too.

Below, 19 perfect cards for your foul-mouthed mama:

1
Sorry For Swearing
Etsy // CypressCardCo
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2
Bad Ass Mama
Etsy // fiveblessings
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3
Loin Fruit
Etsy // witandwhistle
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4
Proper Fucking Lady
Etsy // TopHatAndMonocle
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5
Thanks For All The Shit Haircuts
Etsy // yousaiditcards
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6
Moms Are Like Buttons
Etsy // OneLittleChickadeeCo
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7
Lady Bits
Etsy // PAGEFIFTYFIVE
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8
Like Mother, Like Son
Etsy // LukannaDesigns
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9
Mum, You Are The Breast
Etsy // StudioBoketto
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10
Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions
Etsy // RachelHaleyDesign
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11
This Mothering Shit Is Hard
Etsy // InANutshellStudio
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12
Real Moms Drop F-Bombs
Etsy // grapestreetgreetings
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13
Thanks For Always Handling My Crap
Etsy // BEpaperie
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14
Sorry I Wrecked Your Vagina
Etsy // ApparentlyAshley
Get it here.
15
Thanks For Not Telling Dad
Etsy // SmartyBants
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16
Sorry I Swear So Much
Etsy // PRETTYBYHER
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17
Amazing Mothers Day
Etsy // DaviePaperCo
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18
You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood
Etsy // KissMyCard
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19
Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through
Etsy // HonestAFCards
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