If your mom is the queen of dropping f-bombs, she deserves a Mother’s Day card that’s as foul-mouthed as she is.
Mother’s Day is almost here ― it’s May 12 ― so make sure you’re prepared. Though there are gifts you can order now ahead of time, you can’t underestimate the power of an honest AF Mother’s Day card, too.
Below, we’ve rounded up 19 perfect cards for your foul-mouthed mama. And, if you want more of our editor-sourced products and reviews, sign up for HuffPost’s sales and deals newsletter.
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1
Miss you
Etsy / SadShop
2
Proper Fucking Lady
Etsy // TopHatAndMonocle
3
This Mothering Shit Is Hard
Etsy // InANutshellStudio
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4
Baddest Bitch
Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle
5
Mum, You Are The Breast
Etsy // StudioBoketto
6
Bullshit Problems
Etsy / 23SaltyStreet
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7
Sorry I Swear
Etsy / InkAndFog
8
Shit Haircut
Etsy / yousaiditcards
9
Bad Ass Mama
Etsy // fiveblessings
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10
Real Moms Drop F-Bombs
Etsy // grapestreetgreetings
11
Loin Fruit
Etsy // witandwhistle
12
Manners
Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle
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13
Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through
Etsy // HonestAFCards
14
Lady Bits
Etsy // PAGEFIFTYFIVE
15
Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions
Etsy // RachelHaleyDesign
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16
Sorry I Swear So Much
Etsy // PRETTYBYHER
17
Amazing Mothers Day
Etsy // DaviePaperCo
18
You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood
Etsy // KissMyCard
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19
Thanks For Always Handling My Crap
Etsy // BEpaperie