Too-Real But Useful Parenting Tips From Seasoned Moms And Dads

"Parenting tip: if your kid ever says 'well, technically-' you're screwed..."

Being a parent means constantly getting unsolicited advice about raising kids. This guidance is occasionally semi-helpful, but it’s more often useless and/or baffling.

The funny parents of Twitter know how to share real nuggets of wisdom, however. We’ve rounded up 45 tweets offering hilarious (and, at times, actually helpful) “parenting tips.” Enjoy!