COMEDY

31 Pumpkin Carvings For Comedy Nerds

You're a Halloween fan, right? Of course, but maybe you're not all about the scary side of the holiday. Maybe you're about the comedy side of Halloween. You'd rather wet yourself from laughing than from fear.

So here's a little change of pace on the old pumpkin carving tradition. Instead of scary or gross pumpkin carvings, here are some pumpkins from the world of comedy that will hopefully make you laugh or at least crack a big jack-o'-lantern smile.

  • Stephen Colbert
    Keep fear alive, Colbert Nation.
    Keep fear alive, Colbert Nation.
  • Ron Swanson pumpkin
    Where's the bacon pumpkin?
    Where's the bacon pumpkin?
  • Grumpy Cat
    Tricks only, please.
    Tricks only, please.
  • Larry David
  • Overly Attached Pumpkin
    This one's never gonna rot.
    This one's never gonna rot.
  • Zoidberg
    Why not Zoidberg?
    Why not Zoidberg?
  • Calvin and Hobbes
    I'm guessing this pumpkin will be used for some kind of mischief.
    I'm guessing this pumpkin will be used for some kind of mischief.
  • Dwight Shruti
  • Oh no! They killed Kenny!
    You bastard.
    You bastard.
  • "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
    Croooooooooooooow!
    Croooooooooooooow!
  • Bender Bending Rodriguez
    Bite his shiny, pumpkin ass.
    Bite his shiny, pumpkin ass.
  • Meatwad
  • "South Park" Terrence and Phillip style
    [fart sound]
    [fart sound]
  • Ned Flanders as The Devil
    You're damn-diddily-amned!
    You're damn-diddily-amned!
  • Bill Cosby
    Pumpkin puddin' pops? Ehhhh...
    Pumpkin puddin' pops? Ehhhh...
  • Troll Pumpkin
    Ah, I see what you did there.
    Ah, I see what you did there.
  • Home Movies
  • David Letterman
  • Jay Leno
     The chin really jumps out at you.
    The chin really jumps out at you.
  • Kenan and Kel
    Aw, here it goes!
    Aw, here it goes!
  • Shaun Of The Dead
    "Who died and made you f**king king of the pumpkins?"
    "Who died and made you f**king king of the pumpkins?"
  • Napolean Dynamite
    Gaaaawwwwwwwwwwwddd!
    Gaaaawwwwwwwwwwwddd!
  • Suspicious Fry
    Not sure if Fry-shape pumpkin... or pumpkin-shaped Fry.
    Not sure if Fry-shape pumpkin... or pumpkin-shaped Fry.
  • Sheldon Cooper from "Big Bang Theory"
    Bazinga.
    Bazinga.
  • Pee Wee Herman
  • Take My Money Fry
    Better do what the pumpkin says.
    Better do what the pumpkin says.
  • Homer Pumpkin
    Can't talk now, the pumpkin's starting.
    Can't talk now, the pumpkin's starting.
  • Bojack Horseman
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