Please Don't Make Us Give Directions To Any Of These Places

You want to go where?! Well, all right. Here goes nothing.

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To start, you'll want to head down...
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Then, make a right on...
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Uh, well, then you'll take the exit for... Hmm...
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Wait, wait, I think you missed a turn somewhere on...
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Ah, okay. Now you'll head straight down... Uhhh...
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And then -- Is it hot in here? -- Take a right on...
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Do NOT stop on this one. I repeat, DO NOT STOP.
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Phew. Okay, so you're going to see a sign for... Umm...
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And you'll know you've arrived when... Oh, oh dear...
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That's it! Thank God. You're... Here?
Now, please don't ever ask us for directions again.
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