7 Funny Tombstone Ideas For The Wittily Deceased

"Rest In Peace" is so yesterday. How about an epitaph that will get you on Instagram?

As we've pointed out before, leaving your earthly body doesn't mean you have to leave your sense of humor behind. "Here lies so-and-so" is a safe choice, but these hilarious Tombstone "goofs" by writer Asterios Kokkinos on humor site The Higgs Weldon have us rethinking what we'd want our headstones to say.

Check out 7 of our favorites below and see the rest of the series, Parts 1 and 2, over on Higgs Weldon.



  • Nothing like a gluten-free haircut...
  • ... or beard trim.
  • Thank GOODNESS this exists.
  • Alright, someone's lying here.
  • Yum... ice.
  • You're sure there aren't any breadcrumbs hiding in those chair cushions?
  • Mmm... Healthy!
  • AND it's organic?!
  • They found love in a very specific place.
  • For all those gluten-free cars out there.
  • Seems legit.
  • Finally, someone's thinking about the termites for once.
  • If you're looking for a gluten-free grill, you've come to the right place.
  • To each their own, but just remember...