The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it’s more of a surprise
— Emma Ketchum (@emmaketchup7) June 14, 2021
So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky
— music's profile (@goodjobmaya) June 14, 2021
the most powerful "devastating news for my haters" energy I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/2wvMwaya4M
— Amy (@amyis_trying) June 14, 2021
i do not want to have a career. i want to sit on the porch
— beks (@hollabekgrl) June 16, 2021
Just cos Bennifer are thriving doesn’t mean you should call your ex! Or does it? Idk…maybe just a text to test the waters? No a sext—
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) June 14, 2021
one time i went to a bar alone and felt embarrassed so i told everyone around me i got stood up and they bought me drinks
— margot (gemini season edition) (@thyholygemini) June 15, 2021
you should be allowed to choke people during laser tag
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) June 14, 2021
I will restart the whole song if I breathe too loud over my favorite part😂😂
— Shinaa🥀 (@oxya7) June 14, 2021
Commenting “adopt don’t shop” on my friends’ pregnancy announcements
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 15, 2021
zara’s online shopping experience was built by an asshole. what the fuck am i supposed to take away from this?? did someone think i’d need to know how an outfit would look upside down on a swing????? you know who never pulls this shit? old navy. leave me alone. pic.twitter.com/mOHKwNUasi
— scaachi (@Scaachi) June 15, 2021
clueless is a sci fi movie fr. that outfit try on computer software still doesn’t exist.
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) June 15, 2021
Men’s graphic tees >>> women’s graphic tees… I’m not wearing anything that says “BOSS LADY” tf.
— Nia 🇬🇭✨ (@_niazzzz__) June 16, 2021
How your email finds me pic.twitter.com/tr2LdqIS2S
— Christina Grace (@C_GraceT) June 15, 2021
so I’m surrounded by loads of 18 year olds at work, yday they were shocked to find out that I am 23 and one lass said ‘I hope I look that good when I’m 23’- I’m 23???? Not 53???? Am I supposed to have wrinkles???
— Ellie (@EllieSarahxx) June 16, 2021
teenage girls should all get really into politics so that men don’t like it anymore
— Dana Graham (@_danagraham) June 13, 2021
This family has a daughter and a submissive guy pic.twitter.com/nOdvvYuUDu
— Karli Marulli (@VeryFineHat) June 13, 2021
My dad invited his friend Barry over (via text) on his day off. Turned out he invited the wrong Barry. Currently the wrong Barry is here, whilst everybody else is doing their best to pretend he isn’t the wrong Barry and I’m silently shrieking
— Elsa Williams (@elsalwilliams) June 17, 2021
This is what you have to buy if you want to take the Pope camping pic.twitter.com/snXPeblrzK
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 14, 2021
Me: “I got a Juneteenth t-shirt. I’m wearing it.”
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 18, 2021
Mom: “I got Juneteenth skin. Imma wear that.”
How does the Advil know which body part to go to
— olivia (@livstadler) June 15, 2021