30 Tweets About The Funny Names Kids Have For Things

"My 3 year old calls Flonase 'mommy's special nose medicine' and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine."

Children have a rather original approach to the English language, and parents have taken note.

In fact, many of them use Twitter to share their kids’ funny malapropisms and creative turns of phrase. Below, we’ve rounded up 30 tweets from parents about what their kids call things. (And we must admit, some of their choices are arguably superior to the dictionary-official terms).

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