Traditional wedding invitations give guests the option to "happily accept" or "regretfully decline" -- which is a total snooze-fest, if you ask us. It's no wonder so many people forget to reply!
We rounded up eight of the snarkiest, most creative wedding RSVP cards we've ever seen. Check them out below, but be warned: You will be wishing you had snagged an invite to these weddings.
via Redditor pajamas1 Because honesty is the best policy.
Credit: Katie Kerr and Chris Sabino You had us at "free booze".
via Redditor mgoreddit Because Nic Cage is romance personified.
via Redditor United08 Black tie optional, bells highly encouraged.
via Redditor Herm0 Finally, an option for people who think RSVPing is for sissies.
via Redditor rickcheese Ugh. Those pesky anti-child consumption laws are such a drag.
via Imgur If you're not going to come, at least have a super awesome excuse.