If you’re asking yourself, “Why would someone do this?” then perhaps you need to go to Google and read about memes. For the rest of you ― those informed on the tendencies of Weird Twitter ― please enjoy the sandwich stylings of @ameliaLKD.
Astutely, Amelia compares Tormund Giantsbane to a Reuben and cites that he is both “meaty” and “filling,” but also “a big red boi.” She also goes the extra mile and finds that Lord Varys is most similar to a hoisin duck sandwich because he is “fresh” and “went abroad once and now knows everything, apparently.”
Perhaps the biggest disappointment of a sandwich on the list is Jon Snow, who is not a sandwich at all. Amelia simply cites him as “just bread.”
“Add literally anything else for it to be interesting,” she writes in a devastating blow.
Such art. We’re intrigued and also hungry. What a time to be alive.