The Kid-Friendly Version Of 'Trap Queen' You Never Wanted Is Here

Oh, George Dalton, you innocent cherub.

It's hard to turn a rap song about cooking and selling drugs into a Kidz-Bop approved, jazzed-up big band anthem, but damnit, George Dalton went and did it anyways.

Dalton, aka Arty on Netflix's "Wet Hot American Summer," turned Fetty Wap's obscenely popular summer hit "Trap Queen" into a G-rated shred of itself, substituting lyrics like "strip club" for "strip mall" and the "damn pole" for the "hot stove." Oh, yeah. He might think this song is literally about cooking pies.

Seventeen-thirty -- wait for it:

But before you completely rip him apart -- like much of the Internet already has -- kindly remember that he's a 10-year-old kid. If you had Youtube when you were a 10-year-old kid, you'd probably make some ridiculous videos, too.

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