Get a *Legal* College Degree in 24 Hours for $200

This “instant” college degree website is worth a read in its entirety.

It advertises,

Forget fakes– Do it legally!

Private Colleges Want to Graduate YOU!

24 Hour Graduation Service

Fast  Verifiable   Legal

All Documents 100% Verifiable

In 24 hours, you appear in the school’s online graduate database. GUARANTEED!

The site sells “legal” bachelors, masters, and doctoral degrees. But, being an above-board short-cut, balanced-on-the-edge-of-technically-legal website, it does offer some cautions:

Note: This is a valuable free service directed at above averagely intelligent people who understand the value of being able to instantly convert their existing knowledge into a degree, quickly and legally. It is essential that you read and understand the FAQ because it outlines exactly what we deliver. If you have any doubts you should not proceed.

The site tells exactly what it’s doing–without stating exactly what its doing:

What can I expect from a Private Degree?

IN A NUTSHELL – LOW COST & LEGALITY

This is a free service, we do not charge you any money. However, we do require you to make a purchase from one of our sponsors. This service is sponsored by services that provide valuable life enhancement services.

The degree granting process is achieved thru the exploitation of LEGAL LOOPHOLES.

We are often asked what this means and the best definition, that neatly encapsulates the concept, is that an institution is legally formed and operating in such a way that it makes the granting of a degree legal, whereas this would otherwise be illegal.

This next section is a work of scammer beauty that feeds on the arrogance that fuels a certain idiocy:

So how is this service possible?

SIMPLE. OUR LEGAL EXPERTS HAVE YOU COVERED!

You get to graduate using a clever tried and tested  Legal Loophole!

Due to existing laws governing Private Colleges & Universities, legislation allows for those schools to graduate a student, based on a legal declaration by the student.

Founded in 2001, we have over 14 years experience and have helped thousands of people, just like you, to get their college degree fast by converting what they already know into a legal and valid qualification.

If you have an honest and truthful belief that you have sufficient work experience to justify your chosen degree, then we can get you graduated from one of the schools in our network within 24 hrs.

And the disclaimer (of course, of course). Again, a scammer work of art:

After reviewing the list of degrees available, you must choose one which best suits your work experience. By doing so, you are making a legal declaration that you hold a genuine and honest belief  that you have sufficient work experience and prior learning for the chosen college degree.

Neither Instantdegrees.com , nor the issuing colleges themselves, are legally responsible for any client choosing to abuse this system. We rely solely upon the honesty and integrity of the applicant.

Another valuable service: Assistance in not getting caught riding the legal loophole wave:

Can anybody get an Instant Degree?

Yes!  Providing you are over the age of 21, you can use this LEGAL loophole to get an Instant Degree.

We recommend the following:

At at 21 years old, you should only consider an Associate or Bachelor Degree.

A Master’s Degree at 23 years old or more.

Doctorates Professorships and Fellowships should only be considered at 25 years old or more.

As for the closing statements in the FAQs: Nothing short of priceless:

Critics. Why you should ignore them

You must not forget that your degree is obtained by exploiting legal loopholes.

Critics have NO LEGAL argument.  …

The very reason that you are here is because you want to avail yourself of the positive social engineering possibilities of a legally granted degree. In that action you have proved yourself smarter than BOTH the average citizen with no degree AND smarter than the so-called academics.

These are people who have frittered away years in classrooms absorbing blindly and thoughtlessly second hand information in a theoretical environment completely removed from real life, and for what? In order to acquire the right to use the same Title or post-nominal letters that you can legally acquire in a matter of days for the price a meal in a decent restaurant.

Who is really smarter?

You are the one called to the front of the queue in airports; you are the one getting the free upgrade to first class; you are the one sitting at the good table not too near the band overlooking the river; you are the one dazzling your future employers with your skills and abilities at an interview rather than having your Résumé ditched by a computer programmed to scan all applications and send rejection slips to perfectly capable applicants who happen not to have a degree;  The benefits are endless.

The degrees available thru us are obtained thru the exploitation of legal loopholes, but legally that does not make them of any less worth of a “worked for” degree.

There you have it, folks. Apparently I am among the foolish for *frittering away* 12 years of my life on three college degrees at institutions that any individual can visit, and that I chose to attend and have the real-world, genuine experience of attending.

And none of my degrees are connected to the term “exploitation.”

Definitely smarter.

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This post is an abbreviated version of one originally posted 07-10-16 at deutsch29.wordpress.com.

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